Unmistaken Clarity !

I didn’t know i had a crusade

Life is truly like this picture ……

No matter what i do, these freakin’ induction stoves have outwitted me everytime !!

or the 3rd time i have burnt a piece, which is really expensive here…….but why do i buy those gourmet chickens ?????

“Who ? i asked ….your guardian angel ! was the answer …..”

….so i woke up. Yes, i do indeed know that guardian angels are a thing of the past , so obviously it was a dream.

Many people say that i talk in riddles ….i twist and make mirror images of my needs and present it to them. Whenever they need an answer i always make them work for it !!!

I did indeed ponder over the correctness of this fact. I went to my teacher….Google….there i found answers.

Riddles are found in all old literatures in every possible language. It was a way for people to write poems. Earliest poems were actually riddles and thereon they were refined and made more subtle. So subtle that words like ‘morning’ and ‘dawn’ mean two very different things. I also found that with times the riddles in english were dying. The reason ? Contemporary English is actually ‘killing’ meanings of words…and integrating into more mainstream meanings.

People no longer want to engage in games of wit, they don’t have the time or the energy. What they want is every thing to be as simple as possible and presentable at the click of a button !![he he like i did with google]

Knowledge isn’t sacred anymore…

Scary thought for me though isn’t that …its actually scary that as we grow more and more complex our language is getting simpler[which is a good thing actually !] …so , now the problem is this : You want to express your regret without sounding guilty ….what can you do ? there won’t be single words for such an emotion anymore, because those words which could say a sentence’s worth would get marginalized to a simpler meaning. Those using the words in older senses will find themselves knocking at a sealed door !!

Here is the big irony, if you reduce all words to simple meanings…you have to talk a lot and say a lot , which takes up time !! Time which we don’t wish to give simply !

So the whole purpose of reducing learning time by simplifying words isn’t served to a great extent….you have just taken the time lag to the communication channel instead of the communicators.

Back to why i speak in riddles….? I simply can’t help it ! following could be the reasons :

1.) Its Fun

2.) You meet the right people [however bad it is for others, but you definitely do meet right ones]

3.) Keeps you aware of everything

4.) It’s an excersize

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you know i can go on…fabricating reasons…..but yes the primary reasons are in there somewhere.

For all the people who have been affected in a bad fashion , all i can say is …..Its my nature , so you can ignore my riddles if you want…..no problem….they are gonna die anyways ! …and let me have it

ahh…..the pleasure of hearing those words….!

just that i found a friend of mine telling a german girl about our esteemed institute……this was what she replied..!!!

(one of my friends wanted me to write this , so i did )

i stood and watched, i kept watching
i had a glimpse , i kept watching
i heard a sound, i kept watching
i found a stone by my feet,i kept on watching
i saw more stones falling,i kept watching,
one hit me in the face,i kept on watching,
i moved a little away,but i was still watching,
i felt something moisty on my head, guess twas blood,
i kept on watching
then i saw a little light , i shouted !
i was still watching,
the light shone and blinded me for a moment,
i tried to see, you know, to keep watching
he he …and then there was a loud sound, i was deaf
i still kept watching…..
what a stupid old fool !! who kept on watching !!
said the voice in my head….
i hesitated to watch…but yes i was watching
…and just like that ! like love at first sight…
i ran away ….
i ran away , thinking of what i’ll have for dinner…
i ran away, thinking of what may come my way…
i indeed ran away this time….instead of others ..
others who also ran away……just like me…
i understand why i ran away ….so i know why others do…

i ran away….

It seems like yesterday when i had this dream, following the river which flew in the sky….
The river so serene , which knew my dreams, but chose to be a mystery….
I turned away from it for a while hoping it would be gone….to leave me alone…
What i didn’t know was “the river of dreams” held my hand as it passed by…..
When i realized this it was too late, as i was deep into sleep !
This my friends happened to me while i dozed off while waiting for a train….
I was in Rome…quite alone, and as the sleep was far from gone…..
I wished i was at home ! i wished i was at home !!

but nay, twas so easy to fall prey to thoughts that lead astray…
the forlorn farceur still explored , and explored !!!

he he ….that really happened you know

and love hates to be hated….but for love to hate !! he he that is its fall….

how to remember this number ?
this is how..

Man, I can’t, I shant
formulate an anthem where the words comprise mnemonics
dreaded mnemonics for pi
The numerals just bother me, always
even the dry anterior
try to request something lower (zero)
in numerary aptitude, even I, pantaloon gallant
I cannot actualize the requested mnemonics
the leading fifty, I…

LOL!!!! the last one is from “songs to wear pants to …”

” WOW!!! she actually looked and smiled back!!! “

….. back here on planet earth , i was sitting in a smallish pub called “Club 94″ in Salzburg, reminded me of nothing so i went in, and there were a few people doing there business. My business on the otherhand was to kill that god forsaken mood of mine.

I sat down like a western movie on the bench farthest from humanity. Ordered some godforsakenly-expensive meal (i still can’t remeber its taste). With a huge entourage of drinks.
As i tried to drown in my thoughts(and vodka) , i noticed the pretty girl at the bar.

And as i mentioned earlier that something something something happened , i now remember the something something !!

I already had gulped a BIG chicken , and was on my 4-5th dosage of 60ml madness, i looked back at her and she asked me where i was from. (to be concluded as i hafta run now)